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[Filtered to Sigmund in the most horribly fail filter in existence]

My lord? I... have a slight problem, and I'm uncertain of what to do about it.

Your friend has returned, correct? When he was here previously, his sword was in my shop, but it disappeared when he left. Ah... he's back now, but I still can't find it. I don't think he'll be pleased... perhaps I could attempt a replica?

[And it was such a nice sword, too.]

[/End failfilter]

...well, whatever. It's unimportant. How are you, my lord? Does your injury trouble you anymore? If you require anything at all, please don't hesitate to call upon me!

And everyone else, I trust you've already recovered. [/OBVIOUS PREFERENCE.]

And I once again offer to all newcomers my smithing skills, if you require any specific weapons or items you can't find in the shop. Due to the battle last month, I have something of a backlog of requests, but my offer remains.

......Sir Albert, your horseshoes are complete.

Date: 2009-09-14 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halgitianpriest.livejournal.com
Are you suggesting I am amused by your suffering?

Date: 2009-09-14 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halgitianpriest.livejournal.com
Ed, that's not very kind. If it was that terrible of an ordeal, you should have asked for help.

Date: 2009-09-14 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halgitianpriest.livejournal.com
Oh, I never said I would. But you would have been welcome to ask.

Date: 2009-09-14 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halgitianpriest.livejournal.com
They're probably so good, you'll be getting another order.

[ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE, WAR, AND HORSESHOE CRAFTING.]

Date: 2009-09-14 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halgitianpriest.livejournal.com
Whatever for? Surely the request wouldn't have been for that many more than needed, would it?

[Pffffft, like Ed has any form of payment that could make up for horseshoes.]

Date: 2009-09-14 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halgitianpriest.livejournal.com
Really? Hm, I would have guessed you just forgot to stop.

[Now, now. No need to get Sigmund involved in this.]

Date: 2009-09-14 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halgitianpriest.livejournal.com
Of course not. That would be silly.

[There's no guarantee Siggy would side with him, anyway.]

Date: 2009-09-14 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halgitianpriest.livejournal.com
I'll never tell.

[Maybe against other people, but against Big Bro it's probably 50/50. Choose your battles, Ed.]

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