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[ooc: okay so this is slightly backdated. Alice-mun, Emmett-mun, uhhh. You can assume this could be the morning you guys switched as well? For clarity's sake. Anyway Rosalie-mun said she'd be in this state, so. |Db]



...I demand to know where my body is, immediately! Whoever is possessing it right now, if you do anything inappropriate to Lord Sigmund in my absence, you will regret it!

Ugh. This is horrible beyond description.

Where are this woman's clothes!?



[Ayup, Edward woke up as a naked vampire woman. Awesome.]

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[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

[... That ranting is unmistakable. Only would person would put up a fuss like that, and Sigmund thought he was in the house. Oh Veros, why did he have to turn into a woman for this experiment?]

...Edward.

[vermified]

...My lord! Are you well!?

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

I am fine. Nothing has happened to me. And you?

[vermified]

...Lord Sigmund, I'm a woman.

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

I gathered. This is not preferable to being a puppy or a Claridian?

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Of course not! At least then I was still male!

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

Where are you?

[vermified]

I have no idea. This woman's house, I assume.

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

Are you safe?

[vermified]

I... assume so? I haven't found anything to worry about besides the discomfort...

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

... How long have you been like this?

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I just woke up like this! My first thought was to warn you immediately!

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

[Oh Edward.] I think I shall be safe. I hope that you have switched with a sensible woman.

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[....Actually.] She's a strange woman, that much is certain.

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't like the sound of that.] Strange how?

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She's the woman who kissed me and then demanded to know why I didn't enjoy it!

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

And this makes her strange?

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You don't find it strange to assume one would enjoy such an assault?

[Voice]

[drawingkay.livejournal.com]

['Lord Sigmund'? Why does that sound familiar somehow ... hrm.]

What does your body look like? I can help look for it, kay?

[Voice]

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

Define "inappropriate".

[Voice]

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[That's a familiar way of speaking, too...]

I am a man. Dark hair, blue eyes, and I often wear blue clothes. If you see it, tell whoever's in it that I must speak with them immediately!

[Voice]

[vermified]

In your case, I would assume anything would be inappropriate.

[Voice]

[drawingkay.livejournal.com]

[... Yeah, that description is definitely adding on to her suspicions.]

That sounds a lot like Eddie ...

[alicethecullen.livejournal.com]

Ah, you must be Edward.

[Voice]

[vermified]

[....Hold the phone.]

Lymle!?