[Voice / Action]

[vermified]

[ooc: okay so this is slightly backdated. Alice-mun, Emmett-mun, uhhh. You can assume this could be the morning you guys switched as well? For clarity's sake. Anyway Rosalie-mun said she'd be in this state, so. |Db]



...I demand to know where my body is, immediately! Whoever is possessing it right now, if you do anything inappropriate to Lord Sigmund in my absence, you will regret it!

Ugh. This is horrible beyond description.

Where are this woman's clothes!?



[Ayup, Edward woke up as a naked vampire woman. Awesome.]

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[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

[... That ranting is unmistakable. Only would person would put up a fuss like that, and Sigmund thought he was in the house. Oh Veros, why did he have to turn into a woman for this experiment?]

...Edward.

[vermified]

...My lord! Are you well!?

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

I am fine. Nothing has happened to me. And you?

[vermified]

...Lord Sigmund, I'm a woman.

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

I gathered. This is not preferable to being a puppy or a Claridian?

[vermified]

Of course not! At least then I was still male!

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

Where are you?

[Voice]

[drawingkay.livejournal.com]

['Lord Sigmund'? Why does that sound familiar somehow ... hrm.]

What does your body look like? I can help look for it, kay?

[Voice]

[vermified]

[That's a familiar way of speaking, too...]

I am a man. Dark hair, blue eyes, and I often wear blue clothes. If you see it, tell whoever's in it that I must speak with them immediately!

[Voice]

[drawingkay.livejournal.com]

[... Yeah, that description is definitely adding on to her suspicions.]

That sounds a lot like Eddie ...

[Voice]

[vermified]

[....Hold the phone.]

Lymle!?

[Voice]

[drawingkay.livejournal.com]

Yeah. [Pause. Sounding a little happy now.] Then you really are Eddie!

[Voice]

[vermified]

Unfortunately, yes. You seem to be in a similar state as I am.

[Voice]

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

Define "inappropriate".

[Voice]

[vermified]

In your case, I would assume anything would be inappropriate.

[Voice]

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

I'll just stay in bed beside him, then.

[Voice]

[vermified]

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

[Voice]

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

[So. amused. She begins to whisper, soft enough not to be heard by the sleeping form, but certainly loud enough for the journal to pick it up.]

Good morning, love.

[Voice]

[vermified]

You stay away from him!

[alicethecullen.livejournal.com]

Ah, you must be Edward.

[vermified]

I am. And you are?

[alicethecullen.livejournal.com]

Alice. My sister has your body.

[vermified]

Is that so? Tell her to behave herself while she's in my body, then!

oh jeez, pretend I've been using emmett the whole time

[alicethecullen.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, she intends to.

roger that |D

[vermified]

Dammit, must I go there and supervise her myself!?