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[Edward woke up feeling a bit weird today, a little pale, a little hungry, and breakfast was unsatisfying. Oh well, though, there's always lunch. Without giving it much thought, he heads out into the village to go to work.

And immediately upon entering the sunlight, he begins to sparkle.

Yep, SPARKLE. And it's a subtle sort of sparkle that is hard to notice when you're the one actually doing it, so he doesn't notice as he's walking. And then he takes a wrong turn, which ends up in him wandering around for five hours...

Suffice to say Edward the Sparklepire is annoyed and on the prowl. and possibly on the raBother him, he won't bite! ...Probably.]