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[Filtered to Sigmund in the most horribly fail filter in existence]

My lord? I... have a slight problem, and I'm uncertain of what to do about it.

Your friend has returned, correct? When he was here previously, his sword was in my shop, but it disappeared when he left. Ah... he's back now, but I still can't find it. I don't think he'll be pleased... perhaps I could attempt a replica?

[And it was such a nice sword, too.]

[/End failfilter]

...well, whatever. It's unimportant. How are you, my lord? Does your injury trouble you anymore? If you require anything at all, please don't hesitate to call upon me!

And everyone else, I trust you've already recovered. [/OBVIOUS PREFERENCE.]

And I once again offer to all newcomers my smithing skills, if you require any specific weapons or items you can't find in the shop. Due to the battle last month, I have something of a backlog of requests, but my offer remains.

......Sir Albert, your horseshoes are complete.

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[EUGENE YOU'RE A JERK.]

They're probably so good, you'll be getting another order.

[ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE, WAR, AND HORSESHOE CRAFTING.]

I made enough of them to last a long time. I highly doubt that.

[Next time he's commissioning you to do it.]

Whatever for? Surely the request wouldn't have been for that many more than needed, would it?

[Pffffft, like Ed has any form of payment that could make up for horseshoes.]

I wanted to make sure I wouldn't get any more requests!

[He does have Sigmund on his side.]

Really? Hm, I would have guessed you just forgot to stop.

[Now, now. No need to get Sigmund involved in this.]

Th-that's not what happened at all!!

[Don't tempt him. 8|]

Of course not. That would be silly.

[There's no guarantee Siggy would side with him, anyway.]

...Though understandable, considering how often we've made a great number of them in the past.

[B-but he's the worshipful boyfriend, why wouldn't Sigmund side with him. S-sob.]

I'll never tell.

[Maybe against other people, but against Big Bro it's probably 50/50. Choose your battles, Ed.]

......

[I-I WILL NOT SURRENDER TO YOU.]

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