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[vermified]

[Filtered to Sigmund in the most horribly fail filter in existence]

My lord? I... have a slight problem, and I'm uncertain of what to do about it.

Your friend has returned, correct? When he was here previously, his sword was in my shop, but it disappeared when he left. Ah... he's back now, but I still can't find it. I don't think he'll be pleased... perhaps I could attempt a replica?

[And it was such a nice sword, too.]

[/End failfilter]

...well, whatever. It's unimportant. How are you, my lord? Does your injury trouble you anymore? If you require anything at all, please don't hesitate to call upon me!

And everyone else, I trust you've already recovered. [/OBVIOUS PREFERENCE.]

And I once again offer to all newcomers my smithing skills, if you require any specific weapons or items you can't find in the shop. Due to the battle last month, I have something of a backlog of requests, but my offer remains.

......Sir Albert, your horseshoes are complete.

Comments

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Wh- I didn't lose your damn sword, I disappeared. And when I came back, there wasn't anything in my room.

[Voice]

[vermified]

So you lost my sword! [Someone can't see the distinction. |D]

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

You lost mine first.

[Voice]

[vermified]

I did not! It vanished when you did! There was no reason for my sword to disappear along with it!

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Okay well maybe you should bring that up with the Malnosso since I didn't do it.

[Voice]

[vermified]

Perhaps I will!

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Have fun with that.

[Voice]

[vermified]

Have fun being unarmed.

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Wh- you can't do that! What am I supposed to do if there's a fight?

[Voice]

[vermified]

Hide behind your women and learn better manners for the next time you ask for favours.

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...I'm coming to get a sword. [STOMP STOMP STOMP]

[Voice]

[vermified]

You can't have one of mine, I forbid it!!

[Voice]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

I don't care, I need a broadsword. [HE'S GETTING CLOSER]

[Action]

[vermified]

[Oh fuck, he'd better move to defend his territory.]

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[BUSTING DOWN THE DOOR. THAT'S HOW WE DO SHIT IN AVALANCHE. (Actually he just opened it.)

Making a beeline for the sword rack on the wall.]

[Action]

[vermified]

[ZOOMTANK INTERCEPT.] Step away from my swords!

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Cloud halts.

Scowls.

And reaches over, lifts Edward easily and neatly sets him aside before lunging for a sword.]

[Action]

[vermified]

[......WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT RIGHT THERE.]

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Oooh that one's nice. Taking that.

Door.]

[Action]

[vermified]

[Oh like hell he's taking that-

FLYING TACKLE]

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Oof WHAT THE FUCK HE ALMOST STABBED HIMSELF.

Struggling against now.] Hey! Get off!

[Action]

[vermified]

[STRUGGLING BACK. Edward is very passionate about his work. 8|] That is my sword! Who is the thief now, then!?

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

I'm not stealing, I'm borrowing it until mine shows up! [WHY IS THIS A PROBLEM, CLOUD BORROWS THINGS ALL THE TIME AND IT'S NOT HIS FAULT IF THEY NEVER END UP BACK IN THE HANDS OF THEIR OWNERS]

[Action]

[vermified]

When you don't have permission that's the same as stealing! [YOU'RE SUCH A TYPICAL GAME PROTAG, CLOUD, LEARN THE RULES OF SOCIETY ALREADY]

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[ABOUT TO FIRE BACK WITH SOMETHING WHEN-

...oh hey.] Isn't that your sword right over there, on the wall?